A man was seen by his doctor.
“You need to stop masturbating,” the doctor said.
The man asked, “Why?”
The doctor replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you!”
This was a joke I found on my iGoogle front page, but the scary thing is that this an all-too-common occurrence on the wards. You don’t even have to be a female M.D. or R.N. to be treated to full-frontal nudity every morning.