I'm not really all that mysterious

This is the Way the World Ends

The beginning of the zombie plague? Or another victim of bath salts?

Man dies on Aer Lingus flight after being restrained - reports • 2015 Oct 19 • Kevin Rawlinson • The Guardian

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Wait, actually, no, I think this is how the zombie plague/superflu-Captain Trips/ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes starts…. #‎apocalypse

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dangerous Advice • 2015 Oct 19 • Alexandra Sowa • Slate

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While Paltrow may have an infrared sauna within her own home (I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt), I’m betting most Americans do not. This means that in order to follow her treatment plan, most people would be leaving their homes to venture to a public place, spreading their multiple bodily fluids in the confined space of a steamy sauna.

This is problematic…

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