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Chris Christie as Reek

Chris Christie as Theon Greyjoy. Donald Trump as Ramsay Bolton. Perfect.

Chris Christie has the glazed and terrified look of someone who has traded his inheritance for no pottage at all, who has watched his credibility dry up and is about to be led back to his basement cage, having lost Winterfell for good.

Chris Christie’s wordless screaming • 2016 Mar 2 • Alexandra Petri • Washington Post

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