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Obama Has a Time Machine

Twice now, Donald Trump and his campaign staff have accused Obama of using a time machine. Once to kill Capt. Humayun Khan in Iraq in 2004, and once to found ISIS in 1999. (To be fair, it was called Jama’at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad then, morphing into Al Qaeda in Iraq in 2004, then finally becoming the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant in 2013.)

What if Obama really has a time machine?1

And it’s not just accusations of time travel, but accusations of creating alternate timelines!

This means Katrina Pierson lived in a version of the U.S. where 9/11 didn’t happen up until Obama created a temporal point of divergence!2

“Remember, we weren’t even in Afghanistan by this time,” she said of Obama taking office in 2009. “Barack Obama went into Afghanistan creating another problem.”
Donald Trump’s spokeswoman Katrina Pierson says (incorrectly) that it was Obama who ‘went into Afghanistan’ • 2016 Aug 13 • Kurtis Lee • Los Angeles Times
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